Instructions for changing the oil for women:
1) Stop at Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) Issue a check 15 minutes later and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil change: 20.00 USD
Coffee: 1.00 USD
Total amount: 21.00 USD
Instructions for oil change for men:
1) Wait until Saturday, go to the auto parts shop and buy an oil container, filter, cat litter, hand cleaner and a fragrant tree. Issue a check for $ 50.00.
2) Go through 7/11 and buy a pack of beer, make a check for $ 20 and drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink.
4) Lift the car. Spend 30 minutes looking for easels.
5) Find easels under the children's pedal car.
6) Frustrated, open another beer and drink.
7) Place the drip tray under the engine.
8) Look for a 9/16 socket wrench.
9) Pass yourself and use a wrench.
10) Remove the drain plug.
11) Put the drain plug in a pan with hot oil: Spray hot oil on you processes kiss.
12) Remove under the machine to remove hot oil from the face and arms. Throw cat litter over spilled oil.
13) Drink another beer while draining the oil.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for an oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; pull under the car and hammer a screwdriver through the oil filter and turn it.
16) Pull under the machine with the oil filter dripping the oil everywhere from the holes. Hide the old oil filter in the dumpster to avoid environmental damage. Drink a beer
17) Install a new oil filter, making sure to apply a thin layer of oil to the surface of the gasket.
18) Drain the first quarter of the fresh oil in the engine.
19) Think of the drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry up and find the drain plug in the drip tray.
21) Drink beer.
22) Check that the first liter of fresh oil is on the floor. Throw the wreckage of the kitten over the oil spill.
23) Replace the drain plug with a small spill. drink beer
24) Peel under the car and throw the kitten's sand in your eyes. Clean the eyes with an oily cloth to clean the drain plug. Tighten the drain plug with a dumb wrench and hit the ankles of the frame. Remove excess leather between the knuckles and the frame.
25) Begin to curse.
26) Throw a stupid wrench.
27) Damn it for 5 minutes because the key struck the bowling trophy.
28) beer.
29) Clean your hands and bandage as needed to stop blood flow.
30) beer
31) Fill in five liters of fresh oil.
32) beer.
33) Lower the machine from the supports.
34) Move the machine back to apply more cat litter to freshly poured oil
during a lost passage.
35) beer.
36) Test the car.
37) Arrested: arrested for driving under the influence
38) The car is confiscated.
39) Call the loving woman and pay the bail.
40) 12 hours later take the car from the construction site.
Money spent:
Parties: $ 50.00
DUI: 2500.00 USD
Imposed commission: 75.00 USD
Deposit: $ 1500.00
Beer: $ 20.00
Total: $ 4,145.00
But you know that the work was done well!
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